neoliberalismkills:

the real struggle in 2004

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

what is up with all these made up stories on tumblr

pleasent-dreams:

This gif literally is one of the biggest wins I have ever seen.
deductionhunters:

What do you mean this isn’t a canon 479er line
disposable-spleen:

To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope